Eulogy to My PoptartMy poptart was the most beautiful poptart I never ate. It was a chocolate chip poptart, all chocolate covered and cookie filled. I...I loved that poptart with all my poptart loving heart. I loved it like I loved its twin brother, who was probably equally delicious. I will never know. For fate plucked the poptart from my eager fingers, falling and shattering into the street. Oh, cruel fate! How you robbed me and the world of what could have been the best poptart I ever tasted. I shall miss you, my beloved poptart. I will love you forever...or at least until tomorrow when a new set of poptarts come along. But for today, I will love you and mourn for you untasted chocolate goodness.